Literature
The Curmudgeon
Payton, I see you've marked your calendar.
Oh, that day approaches.
It is a very very red day.
You know, the season where flowers bloom the similar way
as they have every year, but yet, for some strange reason,
it costs more. Because
men use petals, and ribbons
to say what they cannot say with the voices in their hearts.
Ah ah. Most of them don't have hearts.
And also chocolates.
The ones that send my thighs to hell.
Shortening my lifespan doesn't help since
my arteries can only take this much.
It's the commercialism hype, like an infectious disease.
The cure? Burn those green bucks. And fast.
Before February 14th.
Where has